Sunday, February 4, 2007

TRAGEDY

On the 8th of January, a tragedy occurred and sadly there were only two survivors. As maybe some of you but probably none of you have guessed, I am talking about the declaration of Amy Lee's engagement. So far she seems happy and there is no chance of separation. However, I will persist in my determination to meet her and possibly marry her and have children in a beach-side property somewhere in Europe. There is no news on the location of the wedding or even the date. Upon further announcement of these details, I shall pursue the wedding in hopes of following the Shrek tradition and barging into the wedding right after the questioning of if anyone has any disagreements and yelling "I OBJECT!" stopping the entire wedding to an awkward silence (sadly) and thus, saving the day. And Amy and Kory Cudmore will live happily ever after.

-THE END
*end transmission*

4 comments:

jfur said...

that sounds very romantic. are you going to name your babies xandu and .. oh.. what's the other name?

phylliscriestoomuch said...

probably and the other one's Kory Junior.

Anonymous said...

You are adotpted!!

phylliscriestoomuch said...

Mother says I'm not!